The Ampersand knows that exams are stressful, forcing students to draw from their innermost reserves of perseverance and Adderall. To that ...

This spring’s slackadisical seniors have neglected to clear out and secure their thesis carrels, says a new report from Public Safety, and t...

As American writer and bird lover Jonathan Franzen was dismayed to learn, Wesleyan’s Camp Cardinal is in fact a daycare for the children of ...

As the class of 2015 prepares for the final stretch of its first year, it behooves one to remember that some of these fine young things are ...

As any tour guide worth their mettle will be glad to tell you, President Roth likes to maintain an active and visible presence aro...

The Chevy dealer’s lips gleamed with sweat as his bowels fluttered with excitement. He always got diarrhea after a big sale. The w...

— Copy of Kari’s new book about animals with underlines already in it — Gift certificate to Thai Garden — New assistant/best f...

Dear Michael Roth, I am writing in response to the highly prestigious and publicized career of the post of Assistant to You. As ...

This past Sunday, the University celebrated the birthday of its leader in the traditional manner. A stage on Andrus Field was erected over t...

If you’re thirsty for sports- themed drinking but Tour de Franzia is looking dry, try a toast to sports with these inebriating alt...

In an ongoing effort to increase accessibility and transparency, WSA presidential incumbent candidate Zach Malter ’13 has announce...

Fuck Williams. News broke on Saturday that Williams College, the world’s favorite NESCAC school, will be sponsoring Wesleyan’s own Tour de F...

This year Michael Roth is sad. Ordinarily he would be looking forward to rocking the Tour De Franzia with a group of close friends...

CAPS and Public Safety released a joint statement this week asking that students not dress like Psafe officers for the upcoming “T...

The Tour de France is a bicycle race held each year in and around the country of France. The best known and most prestigious of cycling’s th...

Gabe: Are you guys going to the seminar at 3 on “Athletics?” John: No, I’m going to go look at some classrooms in 41 Wyllys Aven...

Is this the Ohio Wesleyan? Is there anyone else from Wyoming here? Anyone? Is it WEZ-lee-an or WES-lee-un? How do you ...

This WesFest, University officials have flown nobleman and infamous seductive force Count Domenico Gautrand-Hass in from his “love...

In a very much uncalled for manner, the University’s Office of Admissions was uncharacteristically rude in its rejection of a reco...

Sources close to universal friend Brendan O’Donnell ’14 are at a loss to explain how the sophomore CSS major is already friends with appro...

LaundryView is everything I look for in a man: convenient, three-dimensional, and sudsy. But if you thought this hunk of a technol...

The history behind Wesleyan’s favorite laundry monitoring systen is one of fascinating detail that certainly leaves some suds a-bu...

Previously, our hero tracked down the cabal of hackers responsible for the rash of plumbing failures, but their leader had managed...

Like many students, all Chester Peeves ’14 wanted to do over spring break was to see his friends, relax, and catch up on all the l...

The esteemed editors of the Ampersand are very smitten with the parallel world of wonders we’ve found in LaundryView. Please enjoy...

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Olin is a beacon. It is impossible to overstate its centrality in the lives of so many Wesleyan students. It is a home. The kind o...

Previously, our hero had discovered the body of Professor Thompson, who clutched in his corpsey hands a note scrawled in blood dir...

Last Thursday night I went to Olin. As I walked up the steps towards the front entry chamber, I could see someone else walking tow...

8:35   Wave at Sally by the computers but she doesn’t see me. 8:36   Shun elevator for the stairs. 8:37   JK, take elevator. ...

The Olin Library door handle donned a highly symbolic sock late Thursday afternoon. By 5 p.m. — prime stress relief time for distr...