Jane Thernstrom ‘10
Religion and Physics Major
“The website’s fine. I just think it’s time Wesleyan got a new motto. How about: The School That MGMT Went To, Since 1831.”
Martin Benjamin ‘57
English Major
“The website was far superior back in ’54. I was there.”
Gregory Baker ‘12
Prospective African-American Studies Major
“Aren’t there more urgent uses of funds during a budget crisis? I mean, c’mon—the Usdan doors don’t even open anymore.”
Mica Newfin ‘10
Hipster Studies Major
“So? I have the Wesleyan website on vinyl. The first one.”
Peter Meth ‘11
Computer Science Major and Anthropology Major
“This web design really puts my Amish-themed Porn site to shame.”
Lori Crow ‘13
Prospective College of Social Studies Major
“Personally, I just think Wesleyan.edu is such a boring URL. Was GenderfuckMyLife.com already taken?”
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