This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.

3/29/11

Pink Eye vs. Risk-Taking Behaviors

A recent Ampersand Medical Journal study, the first of its kind, has found that collegial closeness and expressions of affection can lead to deadly conjunctivitis, or Pink Eye. We surveyed 40 college students on various campuses, to determine the relation-ship between Pink Eye and intimate activity. Look what they said:

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