This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Editors' Note

A capella auditions getting you down? Can’t figure out which Rebecca to text, which to sext, and which to wish a happy Rosh Hashanah? Cisco Clean Access killing the vibe? Fear ye not: The Ampersand has got your back and pelvis!

Don’t forget to floss,
Piers & Zach