This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.

10/16/09

Points Of View

California may vote to completely decriminalize marijuana in their 2010 state election. What do you think?


They had the right idea--my roommate used to have this disease where she didn’t eat all my goddamn hummus and pita chips all the fucking time!
– Jessica Braun ’12


I can’t wait to hop on this bandwagon!
– Kevin Christiansen, Marlboro CEO


So what? I almost died from an industrial accident last week.
– Jeremy Skoller ’13