This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Points Of View

California may vote to completely decriminalize marijuana in their 2010 state election. What do you think?

They had the right idea--my roommate used to have this disease where she didn’t eat all my goddamn hummus and pita chips all the fucking time!
– Jessica Braun ’12

I can’t wait to hop on this bandwagon!
– Kevin Christiansen, Marlboro CEO

So what? I almost died from an industrial accident last week.
– Jeremy Skoller ’13