This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.

12/4/09

The Editor hopes you had a Thanksgiving

Personally, I'd like Thanksgiving much more if there was Chinese food because that shit is tasty.


Here are some unpublished articles we were going to have in our Thanksgiving issue that never came out. Like that mystery stain on my sweatpants. Really, I've tried everything.


Dave