This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Points Of View

Wesleyan’s incoming Class of2014 survived a 20% acceptance rate — the most selective rate in the school’s history. Why do you think you were admitted to the university?

Frank Libosh ‘14
“I don’t know! I don’t even practice Methodism!”

Amanda Seeler ‘14
“Everyone always writes their college essay about doing volunteer work in Nicaragua. I wrote mine about volunteer work in Honduras.”

Suspenders Charlie ‘14
Let’s just say there was no alleged dick-sucking of any kind – know what I mean?