This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Editors' Note

A note from the editors:

Welcome to the AmperParents issue. We know a lot about parenting, because we totally cooed at My Brightest Diamond’s baby, and because our mothers sent us links to opinion pieces about Amy Chua and her Tiger Cubs. Also, when we were in Aruba that one time—

Never mind. Enjoy the ice, but know your limits.

—Benjamin & Zach