This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Letter to the Editors

Dear Editors,

We are very excited to be sending our son, Bartholomew III, to Wesleyan! This is our preliminary shopping list. What else should he bring? Boy, does this bring me back...
  • Smoking jacket
  • Tie
  • Tuxedo
  • Pledge pin
  • Invisible ink (crib notes? good for the ol' GPA!)
  • Fake coin for cigarette machine
  • Large paddle
  • The Douglas Cannon
Any other suggestions?

—Bartholomew James II ’62, P’15