The Wesleyan Ampersand: The Turducken: a culinary example of Maximization

This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.

1/26/10

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College Endowments

Above: The endowments of prominent liberal arts colleges, in millions of dollars. Wesleyan President Michael Roth said of his university’s ...
Freshman Astronomer Makes God-Affirming Discovery

Yesterday evening, during a stargazing session for Professor Seth Redfield’s introductory astronomy course, Eliot Lambkin ’14 turned Van Vle...
Preview: Sims LaundryView
Orientation Flowchart
Our Big Freedia Fantasy

Gregory Steinwitz ’13 strode through the regal pillars of Eclectic with a mighty resolution. This was the night he had been waiting this who...
Class of 2014: Admitted Students Profile

In an exclusive Class of 2014 profile released this week, the Stewart M. Reid Office of Admissions proudly announced that only 31% of accept...
A Message from Dean Whaley
Beta Embroiled in Biblical Scandal

It’s that time of year again: Beta and the Wesleyan Administration are at odds. No, the members of the fraternity are not seceding. They are...
There Is a Cricket Under My Bed and I Don't Know What to Do

Welcome back, fellow students. Hope you all had a fun summer break. There’s a cricket in my room that won’t stop chirping. I had fun this su...
My Application to be Michael Roth’s New Assistant

Dear Michael Roth, I am writing in response to the highly prestigious and publicized career of the post of Assistant to You. As ...

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