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This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.

1/26/10

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College Endowments

Above: The endowments of prominent liberal arts colleges, in millions of dollars. Wesleyan President Michael Roth said of his university’s ...
Orlando Bloom Is Illiterate

A pall fell over the sunny pre-festivities of this year’s Oscars after director James Cameron publicly outed Orlando Bloom as an illiterat...
Wesleyan Film Mafia Terrorizes Stars

“They forced us out of our seats,” sobbed Greg Kinnear at an Oscars after-party. “The women all wore brass knuckles, and Joss Whedon was...
The Nazis Are Behind it All

The Nazis have infiltrated Wesleyan, I swear. The truth is dangling in our faces like a gilded crucifix, but we’re all too busy being indie ...
Baby Finds Home in WestCo, Smokes Ganja

Are college students prepared to raise a child? “Why not?” says a group of ambitious WestCo residents who recently adopted a baby from an un...
Orientation Flowchart
Ask the Doctor

How should I treat my friend ’s adult diaper rash? Is it possible to overdose on “chill pills”? I don’t feel good. What’s your opinion on me...
The Editor Talks To Himself

This week, I was retrospectating. Then I wrote a letter to me in 8th grade. A rough time in my life, I got through it mostly by finding thin...
Michael "Sloth"
POV: Family weekend

The University invited parents and grandparents to attend a Wesleyan class on Friday or Monday of Family Weekend. What did you think of your...

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