The Ampersand wants your gold! Now!
For a limited time, the Ampersand will buy any unwanted scrap gold, gold jewelry, penis rings, gold coins, and penis rings!
Best price guaranteed or your penis rings back!
Great way to make some cash!
And for a slightly less limited time, the Ampersand will also buy your:
Big white vans!
Tarps and ropes!
Children’s clothes: used, unused, or still attached!
Cloroform!
Baby shoes, never worn
Flintstones painkillers, Flintstones Robitussin®, or Flintstones sedatives!
Contact us now before the FBI does!
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