This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Points Of View

What has been your favorite part of Orientation so far?

Andrej Filn ’14
“Meeting all the other ’14ers! It’s great to see that social interactions are just as stilted and nauseatingly artificial in person as they are on the Facebook group.”

Amanda Roller ’14
“My first time pooping in a gender-neutral bathroom really opened my mind to the cycle of socialization that propagates society’s reflexive and endemic fear, ignorance, confusion, and insecurity.”

Jordan Reffick ’14
“Listening to the new MGMT album with my roommate/new best friend! I can’t believe those guys went here!”