This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Future Points Of View

How do you feel about your experience with Google-Wesleyan™ Enterprises?

Arlt Bleccchra ‘42
“I have found my experience to be most pleasing from an educational, aesthetic, and social perspective. Go Google!”

Juupl Keelihgxx ‘40
“No complaints here! I am so glad Google absorbed Wesleyan! Where would we be without it? Lost—that’s where!”

Anonymous ’43
Frankly I’m sickened by the whole thing. This is corporate greed at its nauseating worst, and we should all be ashamed. Fuck Google in the face. GOOGLE IS MY FAMILY.”