This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


The Editor Is a Model Citizen

Well, it finally happened. The year 2040 has rolled around and brought with it many new challenges as well as old politics. The mounting tension between the Coalition for Robot Affairs and Biomechanoidal Services (CRABS) and The Human Ethical Response Partnership Society (The HERPS) is reaching a bloody climax as each side continues to jam jagged things in the other’s figurative butthole. CRABS, the most well known lobby for robot rights, has been riding the government bareback with demands to impose constitutional bans on marriage restrictions for digital citizens. The HERPS has maintained an equally dogged style in their attempts to block any progress on that front.
In other news, the Google Corporation/Government has been doing an outstanding job, as usual!