This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.

4/7/10

A Birthday Coupon

Coupon Entitles Bearer to a Beautiful Moment With Roth:

-ONE FREE HUG (and/or)
-SHIRTLESS CHEST BUMP (NIPPLE TO NIPPLE)
-SUGGESTIVE WINK
-SPONTANEOUS JAM SESSION