This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Ask the Doctor

  • How should I treat my friend’s adult diaper rash?
  • Is it possible to overdose on “chill pills”?
  • I don’t feel good.
  • What’s your opinion on meth?
  • What steps can I take to prevent
  • my eyelashes from growing back?
  • My pet viper has a cough! Help!
  • Should I really stop eating the lead paint off my wall?
  • For the past couple of years, I’ve been experiencing a slowly progressing paralysis in all of my limbs. Should I make an appointment?
  • Why doesn’t someone combine Pizza Hut and Taco Bell into one thing?
  • About Viagra?