This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Inside This Ampersand

  • Promiscuous Senior Has Sex With Entire Tour Group
  • Peer Health Advocate Urges Students to Get STI Testing, Especially if They Had Sex with Peer Health Advocate, Not That He’s Implying Anything
  • Zachary Malter Joins Rho Epsilon in Attempt to Connect with Women on Political and Romantic Level
  • Music House Just Playing Fleet Foxes Album to Impress Girlfriend Who Likes Fleet Foxes
  • Wellbeing House Orgy Pretty Much Just Sober and Awkward, Says Participant
  • Area Student Gets STI Testing Just To Be Seen Getting STI Testing
  • English Major Ejaculates on Woolf Novel, Inadvertently Promotes Global Patriarchy