This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.



California Forest Fires Miraculously 
Extinguished by God

CA--God made an unexpected appearance this weekend when he put out numerous wildfires that have ravaged the West Coast in recent weeks. California residents were stunned on Sunday when a massive yellow stream poured from the sky and doused the seemingly uncontrolable blaze. The liquid made its way across the coast to each isolated fire, culminating with a few last drops landing around Mount Wilson. Though theologians continue to debate the meaning of the event, everyone agrees that God’s intervention was a giant relief.