This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


POV: Love Captured

The concept of love is often defined using metaphors. Which one do you think best captures its true meaning?

Patricia Gristlegrop ’13
“Love is like Weshop peach rings. They're sweet, until you realize how many hands have been in that bin.”

Andrew Turdickens ’12
“Love is like bestiality. It sounds ridiculous, but you try it anyway.”

Annika Sukkenstuf ’13
“Love is like a pair of overalls. The more comfortable you get, the less likely you are to realize you’re getting fat.”

Barry Lickler ’10
“Love is like sex. I love sex.”