This is the online component of the humor section of the Argus, the Wesleyan University newspaper.


Points Of View

Recent reports suggest that a surprising number of college hipsters favor the study of creationism over evolution. We surveyed a few to understand their perspective.

James Conrad '12:
“Evolution is just so derivative. Apes are soo homonormative.”

Kara Ludell '11:
“I preferred God’s early work, actually—back when he was opening for Zeus.”

Adam Versace '10:
“I believe in creationism ironically. Go God.”